About 90% of life is luck.

Thinking when you are tired is nerve wracking.

I would buy a typewriter in minute if they were not so expensive.

Intelligent people have very dry skin and scratch more than stupid people.

Swiping a smartphone is dumb. Buying one is smart.

Being slow makes me a busy person.

Women are entitled to be as ignorant and as arrogant as men.

One may be ignorant but not necessarily stupid.

If I didn't get nervous, I'd be full of shit!

I'm too old to be a slave to coupons and "rewards".